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A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.
"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"
to "nap" with a warm, comfy blanket and not to sleep but instead, tweet.
I'm tired, but I only have a couple hours til work so I'll just take a twitter nap.
To end a conversation because you're simply correct and the other person is wrong.
Tiffany let kacee nap that shit because she knew she was wrong.
After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.
Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.
When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:
Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.
Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.
Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.
A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.
Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.
Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.
I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.