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a nerd is a socially inept, awkward loser not necessarily a smart person. he/she can be an idiot, a dull, insipid, square bunghole who doesn't know how to party. a geek is not a nerd, just someone who has exceptional qualities and who is bankable. a geek rules the world whearas nerds are totally faceless.
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are computer geeks, whereas Richard Simmons is a faggish nerd.
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Nerds are people that come onto urbandictionary.com to write favorable, biased, definitions of themselves so they can raise their self esteem a little bit because they have no friends. You may find the nerds at your school getting picked on by the jocks or "popular group". They always try to convince themselves and other people that they will end up making more money than said jocks and "popular group", which is not necessarily true because jocks can sometimes, if they are good enough, make it to professional sports, and the "popular group' is usually rich to begin with and will take over the family business and will have nerds do the dirty work for them.
Nerd 1: "Hey, lets go add good things about nerds on urbandictionary.com and wikipedia.org so people can think we are cool!" *Does a snort laugh and pushes glasses up on his nose*
Nerd 1: "Wait, let me finish this game of Dungeons and Dragons first!" *Does a snort laugh and pushes glasses up on his nose*
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nerds are often associated with geeks but there are big differences between them. Nerds are often less socially skilled because they are interested in things that are not popular in wide stream society and are mostly shut ins unless they start their own social "guild" of nerds. there are often too upsessed with awesome things like computers, games, ect. i am proud to say im not a nerd i'm a geek!
a comic once said "a geek would see a harry potter movie, but a nerd would go to see harry potter, dressed as Harry potter.
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nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc..
FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN..
HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH...
THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF..
I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :|
TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE..
JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS..
they just look like your average joe except with spectacles..
also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..!
FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET..
Do not let their so called shy demenour make you think they are genuinely shy,THESE NERDS HAVE A HELL OF A LOT TO HIDE FROM YOU..
They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..
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A nerd is someone who is smart in all subjects, yet focuses on one subject to be a specific interest. There is a difference between a nerd and a geek. A geek would is a wanna-be nerd and can be identified as having a weird accent, pants up to tight, huge glasses and usually not the best looking person around. A nerd, however, does not have to be bad looking and can be accepted by other groups because of his/her other hobbies, such as sports and music.
One other thing to note is that there is something called geek-chic (which is a misnomer as geeks have bad taste and should be called nerd-chic). This style includes carrying a sports-equipment looking bag, small framed glasses and casual clothing.
Boy 1: Winston is such a nerd.
Boy 2: I know, what girl would date him?
Girl 1: Wow, did you see Winston with this glasses today? He looks hot!
Girl 2: I know. You gonna ask him out?
Girl 1: For sure!
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(Adj.) One who excels in the art of nerdom. A person who is beyond normal limits of comprehensible communication who enjoys things such as: loading Linux on routers, making xbox usb hubs, building flashing light displays and computer programming not only at work... but in his spare time.
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Nerds are ugly low-self esteem subterranean human beings that usually spend hours of the day in their parents basement.
"mom can you go to the store please, i'm out of hot pockets, proactiv, and top ramen! also you mind turning up the thermostat!" said the nerd
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