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Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 06, 2023


Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?

by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021


Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 08, 2020


Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019


The Full Wash

1. When a person's genitals and anus is being licked in an orderly fashion. This can work for either gender.

2. In a threesome (or in a bigger group), one person can lick the genitals while the other licks the anus at the same time. More people may focus on one place than the other, but they both have to be licked simultaneously.

1. So, my girlfriend gave me the full wash last night. It was awesome as balls!

2. Guy #1: Wow, I never expected four people to give the full wash to just one person. Guy #2: Yeah, Pornos are filled with all kinds of crazy shit nowadays...

by Master Menos March 31, 2014


Dick wash

A concept in which there's a car wash-style spinning brush but instead of a ton of spinning flaps it's a ton of spinning dicks, and instead of the car, it's someone who's sexually promiscuous. The concept is used when you've had an influx of sexual partners/potential sexual partners, or when you are going dick hunting at the bar or club.

"Oh my gosh I've been flirting with so many guys recently I feel like I'm going through the dick wash!"
"Let's go out tonight, I haven't had sex in so long , I need to go through the dick wash"

by ratchetrachelxox April 30, 2018


self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 07, 2011