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That guy in the car in the front seat who keeps looking at you through the rear-view mirror.
"I can't sleep, that rear-view stalker keeps looking at me!"
When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.
When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.
someone who stalks your facebook page
Facebook stalker (FBS), Danielle Marchese
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Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.
Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.
Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!
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a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"
the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.
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Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
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A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.
Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!
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