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Someone who is ugly and insignificant.
Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.
Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.
Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?
Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything
Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok
What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.
Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.