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Steve Job’s definition of absolute shit, aka (A product designed to include a fucking stylus.)
Yo bro fuck my new Galaxy Note 8 i cant close porn ads with one fucking hand.
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When defacing a public restroom stall by smearing one's shit on the interior stalls wall with one's own underwear, leaving the underwear on the interior of the door, face high, held up by the drying shit, for the next person.
When I went to the bathroom at Target, I was surprised that someone left a smelly Post-It Note Especial hanging in the door for me.
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Also known as the Demonetisation of banknotes in India, on 8th November 2016. An anagram of demonetisation. Supporters say it's the best thing that happened to the economy since independence while waiting hours to get their money from one of the few working ATMs. Haters say it was Modi's class act of being the center of attention on the same day Donald Trump got elected as POTUS.
Also known as 'Idiot man's e-note'!
Sampath: Hey, Ravi. Has Amazon started accepting cash, again?
Ravi: No man! After, Modi's Note eatin', everyone has lost their appetite for cash!
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Yo, you better get an iPhone or Motorola smartphone, otherwise you will end up Samsung Galaxy Note 7'ing yourself~!
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It is also Known as Grenade. The Taliban and ISIS Use this Little Piece of garbage in Rocket Launchers too to Get the world under their Control.
Pow
"Boom"
-A Samsung Galaxy Note 7
2016
When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.
After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.
samsung's fuck up of a phone, that when you charge it it becomes the equivalent of a bomb.
person 1:"hey, I just got a Samsung galexy note 7."
person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"
person 1:" and play games."
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