Oh My F-ing Jeeves!

like WTF! or NO WAY! or HOLY CRAP! or DUDE!!!

Tom: dude i threw up on my girlfriend last night

You: OH MY F-ING JEEVES!!!

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oh my goblin in a pants suit

This was once said to me by AshCourt1 on wattpad and I don't know where it came from or if it's a reference to something but I now use this expression.

AshCourt1- Oh my goblin in a pants suit! That cat you have in you profile pic looks nearly identical to mine!

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Don't "Oh My God" me.

It's when you have a heated argument with another person, and he/she keeps telling you 'oh my God', by implying that they don't want to hear you speak, is when you use the Don't "Oh My God" me, which means you are right, and the person should listen whether he/she likes it or not.

Jennifer: Stop talking and listen to me. He is mine, and you should leave him alone.

Candy: Oh my God, when will you shut up about this?

Jennifer: Don't "Oh My God" me.... you know I'm right about this. He loves me, not you.

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Oh My Days

The posh way of OMG used only by people with class.

Someone with a british accent whispered "Oh My Days" to me at the club.

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Oh My Bemis (OMB)

A replacement for the word "Oh My God", used by avid Max Bemis (Say Anything) listeners.

Oh my Bemis (OMB) i hate them." Or " Oh My Bemis (OMB) did you see Max at his Portland show?! AMAZING if i may say.

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oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

oh my god did it sing

I don't care!

x: my cat gave birth to kittens!
y: oh my god did it sing!?

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