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A "Black Olive" is a term used loosely that refers to something people love or hate with no middle ground.
President Obama is a real black olive, Democrats love him but Republicans hate him.
Man, that Volvo is a black olive...except I don't know anyone who thinks it looks good besides you.
Can we get our pizza with cheese, pepperoni and put black olives on half? Not everyone likes 'em.
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A complete and utter legend. Half-God Half-Pingu. Will kill. Very good looking. Proper Dapper
Jack: Your a Oliver Chamberlain
Joe: Thank you my G
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a stink olive is when your lover has a butthole that has a briny smell and an unpleasant olive green hue
"sally rode me reverse and her stink olive was right in my face"
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A guy who is generally rude to other people and his girlfriend.
He pretends to be cool but is generally unpopular. He is very unattractive and only gets girls by being the only available one. He never does his work and instead plays games. He is very rude to his girlfriend and makes fun of them. He gets mad at some people that already know his true color for tiny things but tries to hide it from others.
He is very verbally abusive and a massive hypocrite. He tries to degrade the people that are doing better than him because he is worried about losing his "popularity".
You're so rude your like Oliver.
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Best Donald Trump smasher.
Fuck you Donald Trump
Donald Trump's nightmare is the d of John Oliver
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a mixed class group in Northern New Jersey where I'm pretty sure it's the only town with five Dunkin' Donuts in it. Aparently that's the cool place to hang out, right. Yeah .. Anyway, going to school in Mount Olive is pretty much stupid. The excpectations are high, the dramas high, the students are high, and sometimes, I think the teachers are high. You'd me amazed at some of the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths. Girls adore the fact that they can think that they're on The Hills, because they start drama .. yes, it's that deep. Moving on to high school where you can find any druggie within a 2 inch radius of another one! They just added more to the school, oh joy, most likely re-raising the excpectations for the future. Yay to you 6th graders because aparently you have more time on your hands since you guys seem more likely to get pregnant than the high schoolers because they're too busy with their homework and school work. Yeah, so, in other news, Mount Olive is split up into 3 general areas, Budd Lake, Flanders, and like a street of Hackettstown. If you're super-duper cool and want to be skater emo then go to the Hackettstown skatepark. Yeah because no one is skater/emo ... right. Ok, Budd Lake, also known as 'Crudd Lake' to some might have the highest violent crime rating out of the 3 parts. There's two sets of 'ghettos' and if you come from the one by the middle school, well, then you're fucked because you don't get an option, you're ghetto. If you come from the other, well it's a toss up, you can be skater, pot-head, ghetto, or a creepy combination. There's small houses set around the lake for people that don't want to live in the ghetto, but can't afford the big houses, or just don't want to pay the rising taxes on that house. Ofcourse, there's big houses, there has to be .. because Mayor Scappichio says so .. Oh yeah, then there's Flanders where I don't think there's one ghetto, but there are like 2+ groceries stores, right next to eachother. Also, good luck high schoolers who have dreams beyond CCM, since you really didn't give a fuck in school and just hung around the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot thinking you're cool, you'll never get out of fucking Mount Olive!
"I don't know where we're gonna move little Johnny!"
"I don't care as long as it's not to Mount Olive!"
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A shitty town in northern jersey that consists of 90% white people. Most of these white people listen to rap and try to talk ghetto even though they live in one of the whitest towns in New Jersey. Only type of girls that are popular are the ones who open their legs for anything that moves or the girls who think they're better than anyone else. Mount Olive High School is a shit hole and if your a minority I guarantee you hate the school. If you are a new student coming to the high school people will freak the fuck out. The guys here are assholes and very judgemental. You can be the ugliest girl but if you slob on the knob like corn on the cob the guys will worship you. The clicks in MO are the hoes who wear rolled up sweat pants, the populars who think everyone gives a fuck about them, the minorities who stick together and talk shit about the white ppl, the nerds that just do their own thing, the rednecks who swear they're country as fuck, and the druggies who have a "I don't give a fuck about anything" attitude. The football team fucking sucks. The cafe is always freezing. And we have a Mr. Clean looking ass principle. And the principle always screaming on the loud speaker every morning like can you shut the fuck up with your "the choice is yours" head ass. You can see your reflection on his shiny ass head. The dress code only applies to certain people. Everyone is afraid that they'll end up going to CCM. And ladies if you suck dick or pop your pussy everyone will find out.
Mount Olive? Where tf is that?
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