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Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.

1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021


Pee Pee Todd

A person that usually can’t get laid and was deprived as a child. Is usually super awkward in public. He/she wants to communicate with people but is too uncultured to do so.

Guy 1: Great I’m working with Stuart today

Guy 2: Have fun with that Pee Pee Todd

by Daniel Desario January 10, 2022


L Todd

Todd is the gayest of the gays. He is the one that all of the gays look to when they are having hard times. No matter how hard the problem is, Todd always makes sure to jump on it.

Me and my boyfriend are not being the L Todd that we could be.

If L Todd was here, he would show us how to suck the golf ball through the garden hose.

by Wisconsin Redneck Trucker February 3, 2023


Oh My Todd!

Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.

I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!

by UncleJohann1 August 11, 2022


John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 16, 2019