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after having anal sex with a girl that needs to poop you can sqeeze the poop out that collects out of your penis hole like a tube of tooth paste, and you will have colgate brownie paste
jeremy says:"hey katherine, i have some colgate brownie paste for you" katherine says: "put back in my ass with the others"
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The act of ejaculating in ones anus then having that person fart a cum filled mess on to your face.
John: Oh cum in my asshole so i can give you a blast from the past.
Keith: Please punch me in the face after so i can make it a a neapolitan delight
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Past Michael afton has really bad anger issues and his daddy beats him until he can hardly breath his dad is a famous owner of freddy fazbears but his dad cares about his restaurant more than michael but he cares about CC and Elizabeth but Michael gets no attention it’s supposed to be middle is the hated child not oldest is the hates child that’s bullshit go die william afton u hurt Michael I will hunt u down come to ur house and cook u and eat u for dinner william
He just got hit by a stick bet he’s a past michael afton
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Giving your grandpa a blowjob and having him shoot his load in your mouth.
"Man grandpa, I sure love when you give me a blast from the past!"
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Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.
Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.
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People who a person has originally had sex with or kissed.
Skylar’s past love life is pretty much easy to explain because in the past she and Kai have kissed.
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its when people don't talk about past relationships and keep it secret because they did something so terribly wrong and horrible they know that no one else would ever date them . it could even lead to prison time as well. maybe not all their relationships in their past will be private but they sure do have some they dont want to tell anyone.
i don't want to talk about my past, that's not me anymore, i'm different. private past relationship.
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