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Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)
Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"
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The best wrestler ever.OMG ! He is so hot,don't call me shallow Adrian,But he is Sexy!God I love him. Though I'm not trying to diss the girl he loves,FUCK OFF STACEY!!!
Randy pleez marry me! I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!
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One usually described as a scene-gay. Most often obsessed with robots. Frequently changing his hair every 3-4weeks. Commonly in shades of turquiose blue and green. No one actually knows the whereabouts of his original hair color. An unsolved mystery this is!
www.myspace.com/randyroboto
SCENE WHORE: Did u lyk Tottally hear about Randy Roboto?
SCENE WHAAAAALE: Duhh! lyk ZOMG!!!11!1 hes Lykk SOOO Fabby!
SCENE WHORE: OMGLYKWOAH he is the sexxx!
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Typically directed at obese outcasts that play minecraft.
"You suck at minecraft you fat randy!"
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Also known as "Johnsons for Jacksons" -- a desperation for money to be earned on one's knees, $20 at a time. Implies a frivilous use of the money so earned.
Those boots are bitchin'! I'm randy for Andy to get me a pair.
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President of the JREF(www.randi.org) this guy makes a living debunking hoaxes and supernatural occurences. A noble cause ultimately flawed because of his hard-headedness and conspiratorial attitude.
This guy claims he can levitate pens, here comes randi...
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n. - a no-talent ass-clown, seemingly beloved by thousands or possibly tens of thousands.
No, Randy Newman. You don't got a friend in me.
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