rule 5

At some point every conversation of over an hour will involve your mom in some way shape or form

x001x: I propose this conversation will soon go to rule 5. You know why?
Loli: Your mom

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Audi 5

Slang for the slang term "outtie", as in "I'm outtie," meaning "I'm leaving."

"I'm Audi 5, yo."

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March 5

On March 5th it's national suck toe day!™

Friend: Can I suck your toes
Other friend: Eww no why
Friend: It's national suck toe day (March 5th)

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iPhone 5

Something people who have an iPhone 4S but have never used an iPhone 5 would call terrible.

George: Dude the iPhone 5 sucks. My iPhone 4S is better.
Mike: You've never even used an iPhone 5. And you're wrong.

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5 down

A phrase that is used mainly in the Great Brook Valley section of Worcester Massachusetts which means Drug Bust or Worcester PD. It is usually only used in Great brook valley for the MOB Outlaw gang who traffics many drugs through the city. When yelled a Gang war is usually the result. If an outsider goes into Great Brook valley and yells it, they will most likely be shot.

WARNING:
Even if you don't yell 5 down in Great brook valley, you still should not go into it unless you have connections.

MIke: yo I heard Joey went into Great brook valley and yelled 5 down!

Phil: Damn I hope that boys ok.

Mike: oh god no man, hes dead! He got shot by a stray bullet in the middle of a gang war!

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December 5

Honestly the day the best people were born. Myself included. It’s an amazing day full of joy and happiness. Everyone gets along and treats each other well on this day.

When we’re you born? “Only the best day December 5”

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october 5

National sans day. a whole day when you speak like sans

person 1 - hello

person 2 - ua du ada dua du
person 1 - oh right its october 5th

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