deuce bagelo

A name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. And/or has the gift of God to eat a bagel in just two bites. May also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
Derived from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Mauricio: "May I have a piece of that bagel?"
Big Boi: "No!"
Mauricio: "Pff. You're a deuce bagelo.

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Detroit Deuce

As a bimbo licks your asshole, you snap a deuce in her face/mouth and say "Now that's Detroit Style!"

Lindsay Lohan graves the taste of a Detroit Deuce!

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dub deuce

another tem for 22, mostly used to express with rims.

Dude his whip is rollin' on dub deuces.

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flash the deuce

To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.

Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."

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air deuce

A fart, from the slang term number 2 as in shit, deuce=2 air=gas

i just dropped an air deuce

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deuce juice

Another word for diarrhea. It is a hilarious way to lighten the terribly serious situation at hand.

Yo I dropped some mad deuce juice in the toilet and didn't flush, and then my brother went to roll in the bathroom and almost fuggin' fainted!

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deuces are wild

A card game where 2 are wild.

Guy #1: I got a full house Ace's over 2's.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.

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