low to the ground

Low to the ground means extremely short person. Persons who are low to the ground are short, pixie-like, personages who have low self esteem for being small. Sometimes they have a chip on their shoulder. Sometimes they are referred to as runts, shortcake, dwarfboy & shrimp.

Look how (low to the the ground ) john is compared to his brother.

definition: a persons or persons who are very short, & low to the ground.

Mary is so low to the ground she doesn’t have far to fall

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ploughing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he got into Leah last night."

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with feet off the ground

so happy that one's joy knows no bounds.

She noised it abroad with feet off the ground that she had landed a lucrative job at long last.

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Ground Rule Double

Similar to an Upper Decker, except you 1st lay a turd on the toilet bow lid. You then remove the lid from the upper tank and rapidly fling the toilet bowl lid into the open position, catapulting the turd into the upper tank. This is worse than an upper decker, because not only does the owner have a turd to fish out of the tank, but they also have a lid that requires cleaning as well.

Q: Why is their poo on the toilet lid?

A: Damn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!

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Ground Rule Double

When with a women you start off by swinging for the fences but something happens to where you are forced to stay at 2nd base.

"I was with this hottie last night, but my brother kept walking in the and out of the roomie, so instead of a home-run, I got a Ground Rule Double"

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ground rule double

Variation on upper decker. Instead of shitting in the tank of a toilet, shitting in the bowl and then manually repositioning the load to the tank.

I was so drunk I forgot to do an upper decker, but after I saw the sweet log I fired into the bowl I knew I had to go for the ground rule double.

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ground rule double

When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.

i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.

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