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A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.
That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.
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An acute indictment of reality
" Nice job ! " exclaimed Pete as he looked at John's uglified profile pic .
The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris
Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.
When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy
Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.
The delicate art of cumming in ones own mouth and yelling for the "Maga losers" before holding your mouth open for the feeding.
Im going to give myself a Jimi Job in moms basement tonight.
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when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo
or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.
Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"