Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends

cell phone Jocking Cellular Jocking

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jock in the box

The penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male placed in the vagina of any female (often preps).

The act of putting the penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male into the female vagina.

Chad said he's gonna hook up with Amber tonight. Oh yeah, jock in the box.

Did you see Kyle and Mandy last night? He totally jocked her box.

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Cocky Jock

An over entusiastic scotsman, often annoying.

... stop being such a cocky jock ...

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Jock Envy

An irrational hatred of attractive & athletic men; typically displayed by nerds, fat men & other types of losers. Jealousy is the prime motivator.

Those who suffer from Jock Envy usually hold notorious double standards (eg. they believe they are entitled to a Hot Chic, but don't believe women deserve to have a Hot Dude).

A member of the Jock Envy crowd is easy to spot; he's the very unattractive guy who whines about "shallow bitches" who hang around Jocks, but is seemingly oblivious of his own shallow nature (eg. always macking on women who are clearly out of his league).

Those who are afflicted with Jock Envy can also be seen spreading vicious lies & stereotypical nonsense about Jocks (eg. jocks are mean, jocks are stupid, jocks are womanizers, etc.).

The Internet provides a safe place for these social rejects to vent, without fear of repercussions. Out in the real world, these mean-spirited individuals play the victim, and garner much sympathy from the clueless masses. Emo girls are especially vulnerable to their pitiful mewlings.

Dave: "Why is that geek giving me such a dirty look?"

Cindy: "Oh, pay no attention to him; he's just another beta male with Jock Envy. Now, let's go home, and fuck. *smile*"

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jock-raid

A jock-raid is similar to a pantie-raid, but here at the Academy, we raid other cadet's rooms and steal their cum-stained jockstraps.

Last night several of us went on a jock-raid and scored some pretty cummy jockstraps!

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Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.

Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!

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slop jock

Slop jock is an urban coliquialism that stands for someone who likes to eat sweets, not workout, stay on myspace all day and drink mountain dews for a living. In other words, it is a really lathargic person!

Man, why you always sittin' on the couch being a slop jock?

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