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the act of consuming grey goose
"you wanna get loose?" interpretation "you wanna drink some grey goose and get f'd up?"
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When a person is overly particular and pedantic about what others say, to the point that they ruin conversations and don't let anybody have any fun.
Person 1: "Hey, has anybody seen the Mitchell and Webb show, that looks fantastic"
Person 2: "Nope, I've not heard of it, but I know of That Mitchell and Webb look and I hear its fantastic"
Person 1: "You are the biggest loose labia I've ever met Jeff"
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When you're done fucking, then you pull your dick out and nut. After that, collect all the sperm and put it in her asshole. Then knock her out and violently penetrate her butthole, while it makes a farting sound.
Are you done?
- No, give me 5 seconds. I need to procceed to make you a loose cat.
A what?
*Knocks her out*
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The act of stretching one's vaginal lips to completely cover another's skull.
"dude, she pulled a loose lampshade over my head!"
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What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.
"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."
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When giving a lazy handjob and the grip is laxidazical
She was giving me the laziest handjob with that loose grip
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Yes, me and Tommy are in a loose relationship nothing more.
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