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When your bearded boyfriend motorboats you
His angry weasel really tickled me!
"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
A weasel fling is when you dip your erect penis in Elmer's glue, cover it in dog hair(googly eyes optional), and proceed to cock slap your partner.
I gave Jenny the ol' weasel fling last night. She ended up looking like Tom Selleck.
A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.
Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".
take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.
Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper
A mustache.
Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"
A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.
“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”