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When giving a female oral take a blizzard with candy pieces in it is placed in virgins and lick it out.
James preferred his oral sex with cookie and crème blizzard with gummy bears sprinkled over it. He likes to ask would his partner enjoy a oral sex candy blast.
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This is the term used for a common cold sore found on the mouth of a male or female (most often found on the lower lip of boys) that is obtained by having gone down on too many people.
Getting too much strange and being embarrassed because it shows up on your face.
Most often those with herpes of the mouth tend to blame it on stress.
Hey babe, we can't make out today and don't get too close I have a cold sore. I've been really stressed out lately.
I think you mean to say that you have an oral whore-pes sore. Douche-bag!
One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.
wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!
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29th of July
The day where you and another person have oral sex
Harry: It’s national oral sex day today
Amy: OMG wanna have oral sex
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is when you stick your dick in a womans
mouth and bang in it as hard or as soft
as you like -note she has to have very strong neck muscles.
you have to be on top as if you are in a missionary position but you have to have your dick in her mouth and bam off until you bust a nut :) use ky jelly....
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When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
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1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
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