Paint Brush

The action of manhandling your own set of sweaty jewels, than proceeding to slide your hand across a friends face thus warming their face with slimy goodness...

johnny proceeded to bring his hands out of his pants, and paint brush josh.

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Finger Paint

The act of wiping your fingers on a girls back or legs, after you have been finger banging her.

Sarah, was enjoying me finger banging her so much, that she got really wet. I had no choice but to wipe my fingers on her back. So I finger painted my name on her back....

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paint job

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.

melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.

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Paint Brushing

To have the penis dipped in paint and swiped across the female or male body in a brushing stroke pattern as if painting a picture. Edible paint or common house hold food items such as peanut butter or jam may be used

My boyfriend was paint brushing me last night in bed.

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Paint Bomb

Paint bomb- When super amazing sophomores decorate a car with all the car paint they can find. It usually evolves lots and lots of polka dots.

At the 5k the sophomores paint bombed the car.

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Painted Black

To be "split" or temporarily regarded or accused by a person as being all bad.

Painted black

"He is not as black as they have painted him."

"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."

A red door is a symbol of success.

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Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.

John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.

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