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Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.
Bob knows these back country roads like the palm of his hand.
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I found a bag of meth in front of Jensen's in Palm Springs, CA last week.
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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick
Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.
What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.
I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.
Hannah Palm and her sisters, (term), using your hand and all your fingers and thumb to masturbate. Suburban speak in San Jose in the 1980s and may still be used. Although at the time the joke was a play on the Woody Allen film, Hannah and her Sisters. The actual act can only be achieved if your meat is pretty large, at least 6.5 inches.
Sometimes 'Handy Palma' or 'Hannah Pamela' also.
Hank: You knopw what, Bill, I think Jack never gets none.
Bill: Yeah, he just had a date with Hannah Palm and her sisters.
Hank: Hah! At freaking Golfland in the restroom. Ha!
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Ask a room full of people how many have wanted to try some crack, for a show of hands. If there are 600 people in the room and 29 of them thought about it, you will see twenty-nine palms.
Got a turnout of twenty-nine palms on crack use last night, usually I get about three, four out of 600.
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