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He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker
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A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.
At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.
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An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
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An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
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A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
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A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.
Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
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The resulting character, attitude, and appearence, when Peter Parker is influenced by the symbiote in the movie Spider-Man 3; distuguishable change in hair style (emo style), some what "sexy" dance moves, and talking in a slang manner
The line :"Fix this damn door!!" was spoken by Emo Peter Parker.
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