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National pay your tall friend day is a national holiday where if u are the tallest of ur friend group, everyone has to give u $5 and if they refuse, then you are entitled to slap them. You're welcome. National pay your tall friend day is on July 27th.
Person A: Hey! It's national pay your tall friend day! $5 please!
Person B: No! I'm like 1/4858 of an inch taller then you!
Person C (Actually the tall one): WASSUP ITS PAY UR TALL FRIEND DAY
Black slang for "have sex with me".
"Ay gur, you wan pay ma light bill?"
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If she is over weight she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she makes.
She pays me 800 dollars every month she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs
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The motivational term used by the badass Navy Seals.
Whats the motto of the United States Navy Seals private? "sir the motto for the United States Navy Seals is The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner sir!!!
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Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...
Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"
Student: "Don't you mean failures?"
Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"
Student: "ah, of course"
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"I'd like you to lend me some money"
Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.
The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.
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From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.
At the movies:
Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?
Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.
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