Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

Penciled

When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.

I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth

Mean Pencil

Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.

You better watch out that Mean Pencil is in the trees wanting to kill small animals from tokyo.

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

mental pencil

Making temporary note of something in your cranium

Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"

JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."

Pencil fuck

When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.

David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.