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Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.
Dude: Hey
(Seconds later)
Phone Sniper: Hey
Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?
A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)
Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you
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A second cell phone that an individual uses to hide something that he or she is shameful about.
ie, hookers, affairs, drug dealings, embezzlement, espionage, etc...
My friend Michelle found a shame phone hidden in her boyfriend's car.
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The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.
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The game of ping pong (table tennis), played on any flat, level surface, with cell phones as paddles. Standard ping pong balls are used. Because of the smaller paddle size, the rules vary as follows:
1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.
2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.
3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.
Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.
"Dude, i have a ping pong ball. If only we had some paddles..." "Not necessary, we can just play phone pong!" "DUDE THATS AN AWESOME IDEA."
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when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
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A person who frequently tries to initiate sex (typically oral) when you are on the phone.
Astrid: I was calling my boss and Levi kept trying to pull my skirt down and get busy while I was talking to him!
Annabella: What a total phone fucker!
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