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Ecstasy Piss: Used to describe the confusing phenomenon occurring after taking Ecstasy / MDMA, drinking lots to stay hydrated and physically feeling the need to urinate, yet physically being unable to do so.
Particulary humiliating when standing in the grotty toilets in a club surrounded by smackheads with your knob out and nothing doing.
When piss does come, it often seems a disproportionately small amount compared to how full your bladder felt just seconds ago.
Equally can be the first urination after having taken the drug, often on the verge of, or as the come-down starts (can also be called a Come-Down Piss). As the drug releases its' hold on your body and you start to feel less "mashed" i.e tired, drained, less euphoric, lights fade, music seems less involving, for some unnapparent reason your bladder kicks back into action, causing the sudden need for a massive piss for all the fluid backed up in there. Considering it is advisable to drink roughly a pint of water for every hour you're on ecstasy, and if you were really on it and didn't realise you needed a piss (a common phenomenon) then the Come-down piss could well be a magical experience.
Due to the ultra-stimulation provided by ecstasy, combined with the feeling of release, particularly if you've been trying for a while, an ecstasy piss can be very enjoyable!
1)John: Mate you were gone for long bruv, Wagwan?
Joe: Ah fucking ecstasy piss...my second try tonight, but this time I squeezed some out, like pissing razor blades!
2)Joe: Ah fuck this, this walk is taking ages cuz. Man I'm coming down hard...
John: Ah shit *runs into alley, re-appears three minutes later* Dude, that was a mighty Come-down Piss, thought it'd never stop!
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A word made by a girl who wanted to use something other than period pooh because it sounds dumb
"She needs to get her life together."
"Period piss!"
When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .
V. when you are in a public bathroom and you got a mean flow going.... a flow so mean and intimidating that the other dude in the john gets stage fright and can't piss.... usually follows heavy beer consumption
I totally piss intimidated that old guy
When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"
Jim runs to the bathroom.
A place of urination, preferably the den, and/or wishing well.
"Dude i'll open their door and piss in their den."
Den is eqivalent to pissing station in this case.
Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom
“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”