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When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.
I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.
an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair
I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter
an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair
I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter
The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
The incorrect spelling of parliament sometimes misspelled as "polariment, pollorment, paularment and even pollyrment" and no online dictionary recognize them to correct someone until now.
It isn't polarment, it's parliament, dumb ass!
When somebody's talking about the Bible one minute, then cursing people out the next.
Some of these girls are Bible-Polar. They instantly go from speaking good to speaking bad.