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The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before.
The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before. ;->
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A fart that does not sound normal because it is blocked by poo. As a result this fart will also smell much worse because it has to travel past the poo to escape, picking up the stench on the way out.
eeewww!!! Gross go to the bathroom you know that was a poo fart.
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an element of distaste or displeasure
"this is f'ing nigga poo"
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A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of shit. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did. It must have been a ghost poo."
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
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where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time
Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."
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An action which involves shitting right in a shoe and making it slide down to toe
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most
Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia
Oleg: I hate that muthafucking asshole from grade 10
Artem: Give him some juicy poo-in-the-shoe
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Very warm poo. Opposite of cold poo. If one were to touch hot poo they might burn their hand. Approach with caution.
Ouch, I just burnt my penis/vagina on some hot poo.
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