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Poon Thirsty

A man (or female that is into girls) that is on a constant quest for women and specifically tapping poon.

Tiger Woods was rather poon thirsty.

by the real joseph dirte May 11, 2010

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poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.

Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?

by Brantman February 8, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon the boon

Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).

"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."

"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."

"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."

"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."

"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"

"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"

"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"

"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."

"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"

by El Gambito December 15, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


POON-A-PALOOZA

(N.)
1. An abundance of available, tappable poon.
2. Gettin' it done 42+ times a week.
3. Heaven

Scott: Damn, this poon-drought sucks. I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!

by Matt and Scott September 17, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Pounder

A man who repeatedly gets ass like its his fuckin job. he goes hard on the poon. (poon=vagina). A man who is a poon pounder is respected by all around him and can basically do whatever he wants with any girl he wants.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you hear about Chris and Jude at that party last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I heard they got ass from at least 3 different girls a piece."

Guy 1: "Those guys are true poon pounders."

Guy 2: "They are my idols. I can only dream to get as many girls as those guys."

by poonpounder13 April 16, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cornfed poon

A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.

Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "

Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"

by VenomSaver July 6, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon-tang

Pussy or Vagina. Poonanny

Im bout to stick my toes up my sister's poon-tang!

by theJeremiah July 4, 2005

134๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž