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the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.
"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"
Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.
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Someone who is going to remain a virgin their entire life, or become a nun.
She's going to be a poon head.
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A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.
Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.
Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.
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A sexual act where the male inserts and quickly withdraws his penis from the female's vagina and proceeds to shove it in her mouth.
He quickly dips his dick into her poon, then puts it in her mouth, imitating fun dip.
Guy: I want to try something new.
Girl: Okay. :D *opens legs*
Guy: *dips in dick* *puts dick into her mouth*
Girl: *chokes* OMG WHAT?!
Guy: HAHA! POON DIP!
Guy 1: Yo, you fucking poon dip.
Guy 2: What?...
Guy 1: Oh...like when I put my dick into your girls mouth after I fucked her. Sweet, yet salty.
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A poon moon occurs when a woman purposefully flashes her vagina at someone. This is usually a joke, not an invitation for sex.
That little bitch thought she had me when she showed her ass, but I retaliated with a poon moon, and we both know who won that war!
The guys at work are always flashing their balls, and since I don't have them I joined in with a poon moon!
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An affectionate refferal to the guy within a group of male friends who is renowned for getting the "poon"
Philip - "Yeah where is Dickie?"
Will - "Probably with some gash, he was coated in poon last night!"
Rex - "Well he is the poon doctor!"
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The penis/vagina combo pack of a hermaphrodite.
Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.
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