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pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022


Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017


handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022


chicken or pork

similar to the ink blot test—able to tell if a person is sane. (if they pick pork)

Vape: "If you had to get rid of one: chicken or pork"
Sane person: "pork"

by Jhonny25 May 20, 2022


blue pork

Notification of police presence. Police/ pigs/them boys.

We're having blue pork for dinner.

by VaHoney February 19, 2017


Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food

I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!

by joecoolthefool March 18, 2016


Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020