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Beer pong pros. Yup, when your really really good at beer pong, you get named this.
Dude sally and jen owned bob and rob in beer pong last night!
Ya, they are bp pros for sure!
a euphemism for masturbating while at work or on the clock. Getting paid while masturbating.
Jesse was bored at the bike shop. It was a slow day. The rest of the mechanics could not find him for a half hour. They suspected he was in the bathroom going pro.
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People who are pro-life tend to be right-wing christians.They claim that we do not have the right to play god,however, right wing christians are usually pro-death penalty. These same people that also fight for pro-life like to send death threats and bomb and kill abortionists.
"Im pro-life so i think people who abort should get the death penalty"
"Um, so then how are you pro-'life'?"
*runs away*
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A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.
"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."
"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."
"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"
"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."
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Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.
"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono
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The height of awesomeness-If you were to be in a negative mood, you wouldn't be pro ballin'.
Coined by the coolest girl in the world, H.H.
Damn, when she's around, I'm always in a pro ballin' mood!
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