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I need to find a new bra to fit these flesh pumpkins.
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Cuts on your penis from a Blow Job where she bites on your penis too hard. Scrapes her teeth on your penis. Blow Job where teeth scrape against your penis leaving marks.
She's great in bed, but she left a few pumpkin scratches on me, so watch out.
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The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.
I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!
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To shave all areas surrounding the pubis excluding the testicles. (Balls)
Shock and awe prevailed when I shaved my balls into the dusty pumpkin.
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When you fuck a girl and put your dick in her pee hole and your balls in her vagina
I just have that bitch my golden pumpkin!
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When two homo sexual males are fucking doggy style and their balls repeatedly smack each other.
Gay guy 1: Last night when you fucked my ass and we were smashing pumpkins it felt so good.
Gay guy 2: Yea my balls are sore too.
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A term used to describe any obligatory family activity.
Stephan: Hey do you wanna call around to the neighbors houses to collect some treats?
Derek: Nah man, sorry can't, i gotta stay at home, cutting the pumpkin with the folks!
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