purple squirrel

A heroin users bowel movement is often called a "purple squirrel". After the intravenous injection of heroin, your poops are long, fluffy and yes, a purple bluish color.

Rod, are you using that shit again? You just left another purple squirrel in the toilet without flushing! Rod.. um Rod?

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purple cush

dank that is the actually purple in color, extremely potent, one hitter quitter, one of the highest quality strains of weed known

The purple cush hits smooth mixed with the flavored tobacco in the hookah.

The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.

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purple heart

When drinking beers, often at or after a party, gathering together all the wounded soldiers (unfinished beers), pouring them into one big cup, and then drink it until it is finished.

There are so many fucking wounded soldiers, WHO IS DOING A PURPLE HEART????

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purple cow

A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!

Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!

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Purple Queen

A type of marijuana exclusively grown in eastern massachusetts. It consists of chronic and the endless retardation of jake's mind.

Jake: what kind of weed is this?!?!?!

Eric: Its...uhhhhh....purple queen...

Jake: Duuuude that is the best stuff, i love it.

Eric: It doesnt even exist...dumb ass

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purple aki

A man of urban legend said to have stalked and harrassed young men in the area around St Helens in Merseyside. He reportedly approched youths at gymns and rugby clubs and asked to feel their muscles. Other myths about purple aki includine him carving his initials into their buttocks and playing naughts and crosses on them with a knife.

A man called Akinwale Arobieke, was imprisoned in Liverpool in 2003, he was said to be the real Purple Aki.

More info is available on the net if you look.

"Do your homework or Purple Aki will get you."

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purple flower

noun.
1. A purple plant
2. female genitals
verb.
1.to cause extreme pleasure through a strange system of sex.
2. Female masturbation.
3. to give someone two black eyes
adjective
1. Homosexuals "purple flowers"

I gave her a purple flower last night.
Look at those purple flowers over there.
She purple flowered in the bathroom.

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