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Purse Eve

The night before the day you purchase a new purse.

Hey so I’m having a purse eve next Wednesday, i already sent invitations. there will be an early midnight snack and a late midnight jpeg reveal. your attendance is mandatory. I repeat, this is non-optional. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a donation for the donation bin (cash is acceptable and encouraged). All proceeds will benefit the gayward youth. Ok well, see ya.

by blackenedsicken March 13, 2022


Purse

Another way of saying "That's a personal problem".

Dude: My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Friend: That's a purse.

by Thegraveclamp July 21, 2023


Purse

A personal problem.

Dave: Dude, my girlfriend just left me! I don't know what to do!

Austin: Sounds like a purse.
Dave: What is that supposed to mean?
Austin: A personal problem.

by Sparta47 May 06, 2023


purse

the stash of "good shit" you hold back for yourself.

Come on Ol' girl bust out the "purse", I know this ain't the good shit you are selling me.

by Rex Turbo October 25, 2007


PURSE.

When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.

Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 14, 2021


Purse

Purse;

A womans lady bits
The Virgina

The place where women keep their treasures.

Eat my fucking purse bitch!

by Logfox August 19, 2023


purse

Something people put a purse dog in.

That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021