push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

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pushing the cheese

Spending excessive time on one's cell phone during a social situation; someone who pushes the cheese habitually is known as a "cheese pusher."

Jane: "He was pushing the cheese all throughout dinner. It was so rude."

Bob: "Kim's cool, but she's kind of a cheese pusher."

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push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.

I gave that bitch a push broom last night.

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Push pop

Someone who is uncircumcised

Person 1- Do you have foreskin
Person 2- No, imagine being a push pop
Person1- I know right you wouldn’t hit if you was
Person 2- I know bro I would get no pussy

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Pushing P

The act of two heterosexual males extending their anuses through intense straining and pressing them against each others in an anus kiss.

Pushing P can only be used on / against heterosexual males.

P = Pursed Hetero Anus Kiss in this context. 'PHAK' may also be used.

Blake: Tina is such a ho man that bitch has slept with everybody.

Tyrone: Frfr I wouldn't touch that thing with a bargepole.

Tina, overhearing:
Why do they even care what I do with my body? Just leave me alone.
Mary: They are just a couple of incels Pushing P

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Shit pushed in

getting powned really badly

getting beat by getting your shit pushed in

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Pushing P

Pushing P another way of saying one gets 0 bitches or 0 play.

I’m pushing p

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