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A social clique that likes to go muddin' and fishin', wear camo and dirty boots, but they live in the suburbs and have never done a day's hard work on a real farm.
I thought Tommy was really country the way he talked about muddin', but he drives his mom's car and lives in the 'burbs...he's just a concrete redneck.
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There are more Jersey Rednecks than you once believed!
Jersey rednecks typically dwell in backwood areas within Philadelphian surburbs, where there is still plenty of rural land for the blue collar folk. Almost every Jersey redneck owns a chevy pickup truck, which they park in their "driveway", which is not really a driveway but an area of their lawn in which grass isn't growing. Their front yards are home to various appliances and vehicles that no longer function, somehow finding their way there. Jersey rednecks love Marlboro cigarettes (because Newports are for "negroes" and Camels are for "A-rabs"), Skoal, Budweiser, Natural Ice and especially Keystone. The origins of their slow southern accent is mysterious, though speculation reveals that it is probably from listening to too much Lynyrd Skynyrd. Instead of "you guys" they will say "youz guys", and "tuh'marry" instead of "tomorrow". The Jersey redneck's idea of a dream vacation is a week-long trip to Wildwood.
No one thought hicks lived so far north until the Jersey redneck was discovered.
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A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."
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a white person who acts like a redneck but also tries to act black
Jonathan is a big redneck wigga because he wears tall tees but he loves nascar.
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The act of igniting one's own intestinal gasses for entertainment or survival.
Bubba: Hey ya'll...last night me an' Billy Joe Jim Bob got lost in the woods, so I had him light a fire usin' his redneck blowtorch
Skeeter: So.....that's how ya'll burned off yer eyebrow.
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Using duck tape to hold everything up.
When your furniture is made from cardboard and duck tape.
When you use duck tape as a bandaid.
Were "redneck Rigging" the house.
Come over and help me "redneck rig" my car.
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northern rednecks are special. coming from the north they are if anything a more backwoods people. northern rednecks enjoy dippin, smokin, drinkin, muddin, fishin and huntin and things of that nature. northern rednecks in my experience and being one tend to be more racist and dont think nothin of it. by the way there are alot of rednecks in places like pennsylvania and ohio and love copenhagen and pabst blue ribbon. (lord knows I do)
(northern redneck1) Hey will you wanna go drift the tractor in the snow?
(northern redneck 2) Hell yea but i gotta go get a can of cope first.
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