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N. The root of all evil
N. The cause of all our problems
Adj. Being excessively rude to others.
"Those goddamn Puerto Ricans are at it again!"
"Stop stealing from my refrigerator, you Puerto Rican!
"Stop acting so Puerto Rican!"
When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.
Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.
Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.
"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.
I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”
Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash