Rice Bag

Asian version of douchebag~

Kenneth is being such a rice bag towards Leah~

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rice burner

1. A piece of shit asian import driver who believes any car can knock 10 seconds off their quater mile time with a turbo.
2. Any asian import with a disproportionally large tail wing, a low body kit, a high performance 4-cyl. engine, chrome rims, an obnoxiously loud exhaust system with a tip wide enough to fit your forearm into, and a sound system weighing as much as the car made to out-sound the exhaust. Cars like this usually get laughed off the racing strip.

"My rice burner is SOOOOOOOOOO PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYY"

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rice gobblers

any asian race that eats rice also reffered to as noodlesuckers, gooks, nips, slant eyes, yellas

while on patrol in vietnam i was walking through the jungle when some rice gobblers leapt from behind a bush and i was amazed that they all fit behind that small shrub

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Rice Eaters

Slang term for Asians, or anyone of Asian decent. Predominately used for all those countries that eat a lot of rice.

Guy: Yo, check out them Rice eaters over there

Guy: Damn Rice eaters

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dick rice

A slang term for crabs

Dude, don't sleep with that chick. She's got the dick rice.

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rice monster

Joke among fans of X Japan and/or drummer and pianist Yoshiki Hayashi. In a blog entry, Yoshiki, who at the time had been on a strict rice diet, claimed to have a nightmare about "the RICE MONSTER" attacking him.

The joke has no relation to either of the other two definitions, and most fans of Yoshiki telling the joke would be offended at either of them.

"The day before yesterday, in the airplane on the way to Japan, I had a really weird dream….. I almost….. Well, I think I screamed!! The flight attendant came to me and said "Are you OK? ....." Then I said "THE RICE MONSTER IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!"….. And she said……. "WHAT????" and I said……mmmm……ah……. "Never mind……ah….. Could I have a glass of Champagne and Caviar please?"

……. OH MY GOD!!!..... "I am so embarrassed"….. I've been doing a "special diet" and training, in order for me to play drums even harder….. Since then "THE RICE MONSTER" has been showing up in my dreams. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

- from a 2007 blog by Yoshiki on Myspace, and the origin of the term's usage

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Rice Cooker

Fat Man and Little Boy flew over Japan one at a time cooking rice in Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Japanese people

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its a fucking rice cooker

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