huff my root

Suck My Dick

“Hey loan me 50 bucks and your car?”
-“No way! Huff my root!

Anal Root Canal

A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.

Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.

White root juice

cum, jizz, semen. male ejaculatory fluid.

Suzy has been feeling a little sick. She could use some Dr.(insert your name here)'s white root juice.

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Iraqi Root Canal

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

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Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

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grass roots blogging

1. The act of blogging for the self (i.e. a personal blog), not for income.
2. The act of blogging for the masses, but not specifically for the income potential of the entries (i.e. interesting, thoughtful entries that are not specifically written to draw higher-paying advertisements and cost-per-click rates).

1. I like Jim's blog. He's a great grass roots blogger.
2. Did you see Maddox's blog? He's interesting and entertaining... really grass roots.

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i am root

In computer-speak, root is the base directory (folder) on which a system runs off of. So Win32 (Thats Windows) and Unix (thats Mac), and some Linux, the root is "/". ALL operations on the computer are subject to the root command (command put in with nothing before it but "/")

I.E. the basic ruling principal for a computer. I am root means i am god of this computer system (or just earth)

I owned your network using SSH and sudo commands. I am root.

Can also be used like leet/1337. I.E. i am root haxor (instead of 1337)

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