Royal Randy

Prior to having anal sex, a dude fills the toilet with a large coiler. He then proceeds to start ramming his lady in the ass, at the moment he is about to bust a nut, he stuffs her head into the shit filled bowl and flushes it. swirl blumpy slumpy blumpy

Last night I wanted to show this chick how much I liked her, so before we fucked, I dropped off some huge mounds of shit in the toilet and gave her a royal randy!

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cougar royale

A drink invented to bring out the inner cougar in older women. 1 part Vodka, 1 part Hypnotic, shake with ice, drink as a shot.

Hey barkeep!!!! Two shots of Cougar Royale please

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the royal we

The We is the King or Queen and God. It was originally in recognition that royalty derives its power from appointment by God.

"We are not amused." The King (or Queen) is acting as Gods representative on Earth and is letting the recipent know that neither of them are amused.

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The Royal Nigga

A singular term loosely meaning victimhood -- especially by a person of authority from ‘the system’, such as a police officer. The word is racially neutral and is based on the British idiom "the royal 'we'", which is commonly used in the phrase: "We are not amused".

Although also rooted in the racist term "nigger", the royal nigga refers to the concept of being placed at a disadvantage and made to feel like an African American during the time of slavery.

No bro, I meant the royal nigga.

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clash royal

Only real men play this not pussyies like Ian Rudge.🤡🤡🧢

I played Clash Royal cause I’m a man.

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Royal Enema

An extremely pleasant blow job...

"Dude, that chick the other night must have known what she was doing. She gave me a 'Royal Enema'like no other"

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turkish royale

a mixed drink composed of coffee liquor, bourbon, and almond milk.
Proportions and whatever you damn well please.

A: dang son, what is that fancy glass o'drink?
B: that'd be a Turkish Royale
A: commits hari-kari in shame

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