scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.

Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?

scooby-poo

a mysterious poop, a poop that has an unknown owner; a poop that is in the shape of a question mark

Josh: "Holy shit! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?"

scooby-poo

a mysterious poop/a poop that has an unknown owner; poop that's in the shape of a question mark

Joshua: "Holy fuck! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?!"

Noah: "Oh sweet, look at this fat scooby-poo I just laid!"

scooby juices

a fluid attainable when attending the birth of scooby doo and shaggy's love child. birth fluid, if you may.

hold on, wait, that's just my username.

nevermind.

bro 1: yo what r u drinking?
bro 2: solid scooby juices, bruvva
bro 1: damn how's the baby??>

scooby shit

a scoodby dooby wit a shit on da side

OH NO THE DOG ATE THE SCOOBY SHIT!

Scooby Nana

–noun
1.
a word used by all ages to congratulate someone of a success

2.
mere way to wish someone luck for an upcoming event.

"I have a huge test today, wish me luck!"
"Well, scooby nana to you!!"

3.
mostly used within individuals who are close to one another.

4.
a way to repeatedly say something to annoy the person next to you, or from across the room if willing to be loud enough.

--> Has absolutely nothing to do with the fictional dog named Scooby Doo.

Christine, I got an A on my Algebra 2 final today!
SCOOBY NANA JOHN, SCOOBY NANA!!!!!

Peruvian Scooby Snacks

When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable

Dude, dude I found it!

Found what?

The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!