two loop scoop

two loop scope - make two loops to destract them with ur left hand and then give them a good slober knocker with ur right hand wrks every time

"hey man fuck off" thats when the two loop scoop comes in and just give them a good slober knocker but make sure to desrtact them first

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whoop di scoop

Originated from Kanye West's song "Lift Yourself"
Typically used as a way to show excitement, similar to "whoop whoop" or "yay"

Dude 1: yooo I just got my driver's license

Dude 2: whoop di scoop!

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Scoop me up

Verb. To provide one with an update on the latest news, events and/or happenings concerning an individual, social group or organization. The term first originated in Boston, Massachusetts.

Example 1: "What's the latest goss Phaedra? Scoop me up girl!"
Example 2: "Hey bro, what's been happening since I last saw you? Scoop me up Orli!"
Example 3: "I missed the last episode of Jersey Shore and American Idol, scoop me up on what went down!"

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German scoop

When a man is fucking a chick in a sauna, he goes in her ass and scoops for poop. With the shit on his finger, he draws a Hitler stash under his nose, and tells her to scream like a jew burning in an oven.

The german scoop grew me a beard.

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ice cream scoop

to cup ones hand and place it over anothers asshole while moving the thumb accross the cup. just like an icecream scooper would do but over someones a hole

I went up to her and gave her an ice cream scoop, but she didn't flinch so I ran away.

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add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"

Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.

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Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!

Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.

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