blue screen of death

windows' way of saying "get linux"

It's what happens whenever you try to do ANYTHING on a windows box

man, this movie is sweet....
dam windows blue screen of death
*restarts comp*

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Knock on Computer Screen

1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.

"I have never gotten the blue screen of death. (knock on computer screen)"

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Closin yo screen

The act of hiding a nigga's cam after they say or do some dumb shit on tiny chat. Usually followed by the dancing Vegeta.

Subzero: "All ya niggas is gay"
Big_ass_Chadwick: "What you say Sub, oh oh, closin yo screen!"
Busterwooolf: *Posts the dancing Vegeta on his cam*

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Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

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Defensive Screen look

When a person looks at your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer to avoid being killed.

Paul was going to sneak up and knife John in MW2 but he Defensive Screen looked and turned around and killed him!

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They're not on my screen

A stupid saying which turned into a meme by Kootra during Minecraft: Carnival Of Doooom w/ Nova, Kootra & SSoH Ep.8

Ex1.
Nova: whooooa look at all these f**king carts. hehehe
Kootra: where are they?
Nova:how many times did you guys failed to come back.
Seamus: alot.
Kootra: I don't see any carts.
Nova: There's three carts here..
Kootra: They are not on my screen.
Nova mocks Kootra: they are not on my screeen. heh

Ex2.
Nova: I wanna go into the damn freak show! I want to see a two headed cow or something.
Kootra: yea, im sure they are going to have that.
Nova: Obvioussssly.. they could. You wouldn't know..because.. it's not on your screen.
Nova in mocking voice: they're not on my screen.

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main screen turn on

Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.

"Main screen engage! ...Please?"

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