Thirteen thirty-seven

What non-members of 1337speak subcultures hear when they read 1337.

Non-geek: i <3 dr.j
Geek: Yeah... 5h3 1z t3h 1337 roxx0rz!
Non-geek: uhh ok
...
Non-geek: I don't even know what we are talking about anymore.
Geek: Did you read 1337 or thirteen thirty-seven?
Non-geek: uhh the second one.
Geek: Oh, well check this out: 1337. The third definition should spell it out for you.

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diet seven-up

the shizit.

dealer: want some coke?
kid: nah. i got diet seven up.

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seven leaf clover

it has seven leaves.. its green... stanky... gives me more luck than four leaves, i dont know about you

you might find one in your stash

burnout 1: dude im so lucky i just found a seven leaf clover
burnout 2: you mean weed?
burnout 1: shhhhh the trees have eyes
burnout 2: WHAT!? ..dude stop youre freaking me out
burnout 1: the government maaannn theyre always listening
burnout 2:...just pass that you tweak

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seven numbers

This is usually the number of digits on your hand when a ho wants you to call her.

Shaniqua wrote on her digits on my hand and later that night i called her.

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The Magnificent Seven

The act of a woman putting three fingers in her vagina, three in her butt, and her big toe in her mouth.

This chick was so drunk that she showed me and my friends The Magnificent Seven.

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seven course meal

noun (Australian) a six pack of beer and a meat pie

Can't wait to sit down with a seven course meal and watch the game tomorrow.

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prick seventy seven

Correct nomenclature: AN/PRC-77. A manpack, portable VHF FM combat-net radio transceiver manufactured by "Associated Industries"1 and used to provide short-range, two-way radiotelephone voice communication. In the Joint Electronics Type Designation System (JETDS), AN/PRC translates to "Army/Navy, Portable, Radio, Communication."

Pick up spare batteries for the prick seventy seven before we we leave.

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