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Large handlebar mustache, typically with a twirl, used to tickle the "shaft" while performing oral pleasure.
Have you seen how long his shaft tickler grew?
The name of a really awesome water pump.
Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!
When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.
When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
When someone forwards an email, meant for their eyes only, to a third party who is then pissed off at the author of said email. The author is then e-shafted.
Billy, why did you forward that email to the boss? You really e-shafted me!
I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!
A name you give a person so u can insult them when a teacher/authoritative figure is in the area.
Hey shaft noggen get over here.