A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."
Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"
Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."
Ike: "What?!"
Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."
Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"
Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
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THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.
-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN
when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
i had a sleep shart last night
When you go to fart but you cum instead.
Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..
Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?
A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
what I do when no one is around
ohh i nigger sharted i have to change my diper.
When you put a spliff in your butthole and start puffin it and smoke pours out your butthole.
"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."