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Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2021


Shitty Kitty

Shitty Kitty - the sexual act of switching from the ass to the gash.

John gave brenda a swift shitty kitty.

by Gashmask23 November 15, 2020


shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021


shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.

Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? February 22, 2018


shitty creampie

A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.

Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"

Other man: "Nice!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? February 22, 2018


Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.

I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!

by Frank Sheckler June 05, 2019


mentally shitty

Sad or upset

I feel mentally shitty today.

by DARREN JORDAN December 14, 2017