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looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.
guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!
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A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.
I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!
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Its a term to describe the coming shop-ocalypse of the 22nd of December 2012. When the world fails to end on the 21st of December 2012 as the Mayans predicted people will go out Christmas shopping en masse to shop for stuff they should have bought before the 21st. This will lead to the deaths of thousands of individuals trampled to death in the ensuing chaos. This event will become known as the the shop-ocalypse of 2012.
Ted didn't die in the Shop-ocalypse because he got his Christmas shopping done before the Shop-ocalypse.
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To be invited and partake in a mass looting spree.:-Refers to the summer craze that swept England during August 2011.Participants were sent a Blackberry message that when read caused an impulsive urge to take to the streets at night and break,enter and rob from sports,clothes and electrical stores.Also known as "Supermarket Sweep" and not to be confused with "Revolution"
Me:-You get the messege blood
You:-Yeah.20 of the man's dem tooled up an ready to do some aggressive shopping on Dixons tonight!
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Shopping with your bros, usually for unnecessary objects
"Hey bro, I need a kazoo."
"Let's go bro shopping!"
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The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.
Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.
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"Big Shop" Is used for getting all your shopping done in one big go (Only Going Once) Some people think it is doing it all in little bit's in one day, witch it is not true.
Time to do a Big Shop, Once there once back, easy as pie.
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