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the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
The seat behind the driver in the car. The seat beside the driver is shotgun. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.
Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.
Bif- "Shotgun."
Skippy - "Dude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."
Bif - Okay, I want shot bum then because Kelly has the seat all the way forward.
Matt - I guess that means I get cobain
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A Vinegar Shot is the contorted face pulled by all men approximately one second prior to ejaculation; So called because one's face momentarily becomes similar to that experienced when drinking a large quantity of vinegar. The Vinegar Shot is quickly superceded by the Money Shot.
Tim pulled a total Vinegar Shot just before he shot his bolt all over her tits.
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Catching a quick glimpse of a womans vagina. With her being unaware of it.
WOW. HEY. Did you just catch that box shot?
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A Gerbil Shot is when one bends the shaft of a 1.75 of vodka (plastic bottle only) to a 90 degree angle. Once this has been completed the person who bent the bottle flips the bottle upside down into another persons mouth (The Gerbil) while the person receiving the vodka holds their hand up with their wrists bent as if they were a gerbil. The one receiving the Gerbil Shot guzzles as much vodka (Karkov) out as possible. This is commonly confused with a mild case of cerebral palsy but is generally known as a Gerbil Shot.
Sally: Hi Honey how was work?
Jermaine: It was a rough day I lost three clients.
Sally: Well I have just the thing to cheer you up!
Jermaine: What might that be?
Sally: A Gerbil Shot!
Jermaine: Now I remember why I married you!
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My computer just froze and I hadn't backup my data, three hours of writing a thousand-word term paper just shot to hell.
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the wildebr0 shot
.5 oz jaeger
.5 oz jack daniels
.5 oz patron
.5 oz cocacola
.5 oz redbull
before taking a shot you must chant the following:
br0
br0
WILDEBRo
last night i had 15 wildebr0 shot's and i blacked out.
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